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Postcard from Kefalonia

12 Jul 2019

Hola!

Members will be overjoyed to learn that El Presidenté will be returning to these shores shortly.  To celebrate his departure, the local Keflons have summoned the pride of the Greek navy to take him to the airport.

Unfortunately, the brutal austerity measures inflicted by the German-dominated European Central Bank mean that the SS Untraceable is all that is left.  His excellency is pictured waiting for the crew – Stavros – to pipe him aboard.

All being well he will see you on Sunday when, if England win, he will graciously allow members to buy him a beer or two.

Adios El Presidenté