Scorecard

St Margarets v Eight Ash Green Cricket Club Two Counties 2nd XI on Sun 25 Aug 2013 at 13.00
Eight Ash Green Cricket Club Lost by 7 wickets

Match report You know things have not gone well when a trip to Burger King is the highlight of a day’s cricket. But so it was that youthful Pirates found themselves amongst the neon, chrome and grease well before 6pm after a character-building journey to St Margarets. This was a first time for the Green who blinked in disbelief at grounds which looked like a cross between a set from a Dirty Harry film and a documentary on the decline of industry in Thatcher’s eighties.

Jamie Murray lost the toss and were invited to bat by the St Margarets' skipper who resembled a fat Chris Moyles but without any of the ex-Radio 1 DJ’s charm or wit. The Pirates started well with Stephen Nunn and James Parker nudging things along nicely. Momentum was only interrupted by frequent expletives from Moylesy who, when requested to show some decorum by EAG skipper PJ, asked what aftershave had to do with it. Ollie Stovell and Jonathan Purser maintained the momentum but the tail definitely didn’t wag with the last seven batsmen only scoring 12 runs between them against very ordinary bowling.

Richard Nunn & Matt Parker bowled well but the total of 131 was comfortably reached by St Margarets in just over 20 overs. This cemented their position at the top of the table and welcome promotion to another league. PoW was PJ for a brilliant stop & throw. And for trying to rationalise with his opposite number who, by resembling a cross between Gary Bushell and an orang-utan, surely proves the early stages of the theory of evolution. High six anyone?

Eight Ash Green Cricket Club Two Counties 2nd XI Batting
Player Name RunsMB4s6sSRCtStRo
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TOTAL :
5nb 4w 1b 1lb 
for 10 wickets
11
131

(0.0 overs)
    
Stephen Nunn Bowled  26
James Parker Bowled  20
Matt Norris Caught  5
Ollie Stovell Caught  28
Jonathan Purser Bowled  29
Richard Nunn Caught  1
Dominic Purser Caught  7
Jamie Murray Caught  0
Matt Parker Caught  4
Alistair Markham-Lee Caught  0
Paul Johnson Not Out  0

St Margarets Bowling

Player nameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
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St Margarets Batting
Player name RMB4s6sSR
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TOTAL :
4nb 2w 3b 2lb 
for 2 wickets
11
132 (0.0 overs)
     
A Storey Not Out  67
N Oakley Bowled  34
J Silburn Not Out  0
J Ubbi Not Out  20
   
   
   
   
   
   
   

Eight Ash Green Cricket Club Two Counties 2nd XI Bowling

Player NameOversMaidensRunsWicketsAverageEconomy
Richard Nunn7.0220120.002.86
Alistair Markham-Lee3.012800.009.33
Matthew Parker5.0026126.005.20
Dominic Purser4.002800.007.00
Ollie Stovell2.002600.0013.00

  • Umpire :
    Cap'n Porky
  • Scorer :
    Saint David
 
Photos and video of St Margarets v Eight Ash Green Cricket Club Two Counties 2nd XI on Sun 25 Aug 2013 at 13.00

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Pirates relax after a mercifully swift trip to St Margarets. The shakes were so thick when everyone tried to suck them up straws the windows caved in.